This week it was announced that U.S. cable channel Lifetime experienced partnered with Kentucky Fried Chicken to deliver a mini-film called A Recipe for Seduction , starring Mario Lopez in a salt-and-pepper goatee as Colonel Harland Sanders. The brief, which options much converse of Sanders’ “secret recipe,” will debut Dec. 13 on Life time.
Retaining the puns alive, A Recipe for Seduction will be adopted by a element-size movie starring Lopez as a solitary father at Christmastime, titled Feliz NaviDAD .
We at the Post have extensive hoped for a film about Sanders, while we’d have chosen a search again at youthful Personal Sanders, whom we’re guessing was demeaned by his fellow soldiers as “chicken” in advance of redeeming himself in culinary struggle.
But the mix of quick food and network television could demonstrate a tempting concoction for material creators hunting to cook dinner up even much more soapy romance-thrillers. May we humbly recommend:
When Wendy’s Fulfilled Harvey’s – Passionate-comedy in which a “meatless-cute” in excess of a Over and above Meat patty finally answers the question: Can vegans and omnivores be just friends?
Hamburglar My Heart – Two all-beef patties, specific sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – and romance! Who’s lovin’ it?
For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls – In this unfastened remake of the 1943 common, an The us falls in like even though hoping to open a franchise in a distant area of Spain.
Dunkirk Donuts – Evacuees from occupied Europe operate into foodstuff shortages right up until a clever cook dinner finds a way to mass-generate fried dough for the retreating doughboys.
Priscilla, Dairy Queen of the Desert – Drag performers cross the Australian outback in lookup of the great Peanut Buster Parfait.
The Burger King and I – A corporate coach falls for the haughty supervisor of the cafe where by she’s been sent to oversee new procedures for the staff.
The Using of Michelin 1 2 3 – A gang of culinary geniuses choose above a Subway, change it into a Quizno’s and attempt to get a Michelin star or, failing that, a genuinely fantastic Zagat ranking.
A Christmas Espresso – Three ghosts – Tall, Grande and Venti – pay a visit to miserly barista Ebeneezer Starbuck and encourage him to fork out his employees a living wage. Canada’s Jacob Tremblay seems as Little Timbit.
Plastic Knives Out – Novice sleuth Olive Gardens is on the path of a murderer. Which of the Five Fellas killed Mr. Peanut? Was it Mr. Greek? Minimal Caesar? Charles Edward Cheese, a.k.a. Chuck? Those two polar bears toasting every single other with Coke? She gathers all the suspects in a White Castle for the final expose.