Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in Recipe for Seduction: A Evaluate
Speedy Foods conglomerate Kentucky Fried Rooster is sponsoring what I can only begin to explain as a semi-satirical, semi-industrial “mini-movie” starring 1 Mario Lopez as a pretty, pretty captivating edition of KFC mascot “Colonel Sanders.” No, it is not the bizarro universe we required, it may well not even be the a single we are entitled to, but listed here we are, and Mario Lopez, often a snack, is wanting even… a lot more the snack in the wild-ass preview for this factor, which will premiere following 7 days, on December 13th.
Trailer for a “sexy” Colonel Sanders movie with Mario Lopez in the guide job referred to as ‘Recipe for Seduction’. Views? pic.twitter.com/7WcsXedqr3
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Let’s see… he has the outfit (albeit in a limited sleeve, variety-fitting, bicep-complimenting style). He has the grays. And he has… oh my, he has the stache.’ The little goatee. The pretend-as-shit tiny glasses.
I really don’t know how big Mr. Lopez’ paycheck was for this. I also just cannot shake the feeling that he smells vaguely of fried foodstuff, even though he appears (pretty substantially on function) like a male who smells tasty in other ways.
He appears to be like fantastic, this “mini-movie,” having said that, looks significantly less so.
Pros
- He appears to be good sufficient to eat.
- The whole premise is kind of funny, in a terrible “we stay in hell, could as well have a social gathering!” kind of way.
- Life time Unique Mini-Motion picture, lol.
Drawbacks
- The complete matter is a fucking quickly food industrial, and like, we should not be upset by this is 2020. We actually shouldn’t. There are even bigger fish (hen?) to fry! It still presents me a headache however. God, I hope he has a Austin-Powers-esque nude scene where he operates all around the landscapes, with meticulously arranged quick meals buckets obscuring his possess bits and finishes.
